Being Chris Brown's girlfriend seems like a lot of work. Not just because he seems like a general cocky hot-headed-loser, but because according to a source close to Rihanna - CB said she'd look "totally hot" with boober boobs.
Is this real? Probably not. Does it still make me like CB less? Yep.
From the-not-always-reliable Celebitchy.com:
Rihanna wants to boost her bust – because, according to a source, Chris Brown said she’d be “totally hot” with bigger boob! Rihanna is not out shopping for a plastic surgeon who will pump her up “at least one bra size,” a friend of Rihanna’s tells the Enquirer.
“Rihanna’s always been insecure about her cleavage,” revealed the friend, “but Chris’s comment has spurred her on to really do something about it. Rihanna can’t help herself. What she really wants is something she can’t have – a committed relationship with Chris.”
Here's a picture of what I imagine their future wedding reception to look like...