Poooor Vinnie. Snooki wouldn't have this problem. Jwoww wouldn't, DJ Pauly D wouldn't, and even Ronnie probably wouldn't. (I bet Sammi would, though)
Did you know this guy graduated from CUNY College of Staten Island in just three and a half years, and earned a whopping 3.9 GPA?? Yeah. I don't think the "Jersey Shore" lifestyle is really for him anymore. Check out some pictures from THE SADDEST CLUB NIGHT EVER.
But hey... at least his mom showed up to support (aww).
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