Poor Tiger Woods. The dude can't even miss a 3-foot putt without the media speculating it's because of his infidelities, so this comes as no shock to read.
"Tiger Woods Gets Tipsy, Embarrasses Lindsey Vonn at Met Gala Afterparty." [UsMagazine]
Tiger Woods and Lindsey Vonn's first night out together in the Big Apple didn't exactly go without a hitch.
Around 2 a.m., a seemingly tipsy Woods fell while walking up a small flight of stairs -- and didn't move from the spot until Vonn, clenching her teeth and looking embarrassed, helped him up and guided him (swaying a bit as he walked) to the exit, according to a witness.
AROUND 2 AM?! Of course he was "tipsy!" You should see me & my friends (or Jubal) at 2am to re-define what "tipsy" means. Idiots.