Forget about traffic, man-holes, sidewalks, broken curbs, the hated clipboard people, or even other people: it's time to get your text-while-walking on safely from now on.
Introducing: "Seeing Eye People." MAY YOU TEXT WITHOUT FEAR!
Ok, this is obviously a joke but I can legitimately see this happening in the next 5 years when the robots officially take over. [LaughingSquid]
In the first stage of the mission, the seeing eye people were paired with agents posing as pedestrians, much to the delight of confused onlookers. In the second stage, seeing eye people tried to offer their services to ordinary New Yorkers.