Rihanna's Accountants "Lose" Tens Of Millions Of Dollars

While you were busy spending your 4th of July drinking cheap beer, eating processed meats, and watching people risk their lives with giant explosives all in the name of AMURICA - Rihanna was busy filing some paperwork to SUE her former accountants for allegedly losings tens of millions of her own dollars.

Come to think of it - that's a pretty American move, too! Nothing spells patriotic like suing somebody while eating fake meat. (I don't think she eats meat, I made that part up)

I've lost watches, keys, cell phones, and even friends - but I don't understand how one "loses track" of more than $100. I'm also not a bajillionaire, so there's that.

Good luck, Rihanna!

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--Justin