Ok, I know it's a joke. But holy crap - it's scary. Listen to Nicki Minaj "Super Bass" in the video below and TELL ME IT DOESN'T sound exactly like the Jiggaman. You can't. And you won't. Because it does.
The video is slowed down to 1/2 the speed, and now I'm convinced Jay-Z IS Nicki. I'm just impressed at how good he looks in a dress (now I see what Beyonce sees in him).
ENJOY, AND BE CREEPED OUT. [Vice]