Hey, it was worth a shot, right?
A crazy dude in Belmont NC decided he needed a pizza, and a wife. The pizza was no problem, but the bride? He demanded that she be none-other than Ms. Paris Hilton. (also probably not a problem, not sure what she's been up to, but my guess is that she's available and would love the publicity)
Fredrick Denney, 61, wanted both of those things so badly that he threatened to shoot police if his demands were not met. Sadly, the only thing that was shot was pepper-spray in his eyes & now he's enjoying the comforts of a jail cell. Pizzaless & Brideless. Someone should make a movie about this.
Maybe Paris should reach out to Fredrick, though. She spent a few days in jail before, right? I'm sure she has tips to give him.
FULL STORY [HuffingtonPost]