Lindsay Lohan: High-Class Escort

If I've learned anything from reading TMZ, watching E!, and studying Lindsay Lohan's acting... it's this: she can do ANYTHING.

That is, if it's illegal and/or shady. Otherwise her skills seem pretty limited.

Estranged father of Lindsay Lohan, Michael Lohan, seems to believe that his daughter is carrying on a side-business since her acting career has taken a hit in recent years. After all, she somehow still finds a way to stay in the nicest hotels, drive fancy cars, and steal wear expensive jewelry. How is she doing that? With residuals from 'Freaky Friday'??

Michael thinks Lindsay is moonlighting a high-class escort (making this the first time "Lindsay" and "high-class" have been associated together in years), a-la Jamie Jungers. I wonder if Tiger Wood's is kicking himself that he missed his chance? [RadarOnline]

“She is getting paid to date rich men,” Michael said of his 26-year-old daughter. “Dina (Lindsay’s mother) is pimping her out – it’s disgusting!” “The dates last for days, and the guys pay for everything – hotel, travel costs, food, whatever – as well as jewelry and other gifts,” someone close to the actress revealed.

One of Lindsay’s most high profile clients is the man who is third in line to the throne of Brunei, a small country in Southeast Asia: Prince Haji Abdul Azim. A billionaire playboy who loves American celebrities, he allegedly paid Lindsay a whopping $100,000 to join him in London for a New Year’s celebration.

And wealthy Spanish-American painter Domingo Zapata reportedly supported the troubled actress for much longer than a holiday.

I may not have thousands (or even hundreds) of dollars, but I do have a sweet view of Seattle from my balcony, Lindsay. What do you say we spend a weekend together, living the hundredaire lifestyle and eating ramen? I'll even take you for a ride on my scooter, little lady.