The best way to explain what's going on between John Mayer & Katy Perry is to explain it via another pop song: Carly Rae Jepsen's "Call Me Maybe."
"Call Me Maybe" is exactly the opposite of what Katy Perry told Mr-John-I-Like-To-Stick-My-Foot-In-My-Mouth-In-Interviews-Mayer. The 'source' close to the situation says that John won't commit to Katy, but instead likes to go on vacation for five days & then booty-call Katy when he's back in town.
Every guy that just read that sentence had a different thought than every girl who just read it.
"John liked Katy, so he wanted to keep her in his life, but it just wasn't up to Katy's standards. She needs the guy to be on board 100 percent and she was sick of John disappearing for five days at a time, then booty calling her, then straightening up and treating her well, only to go back to his old behaviour a few days later.
"Finally she was like 'lose my number'."
Does that mean Katy Perry, Jessica Simpson, and Taylor Swift are going to write a "F You" album together? I'd buy it.
This was really just another excuse for me to post a picture of me with Katy.