At least Kanye West can ask for advice on how to handle having a sex-tape go public. He only has to turn to his left & ask his girlfriend, Kim Kardashian. However, she might offer different advice, because Kayne's ALREADY famous and doesn't need to 'launch' a career. So maybe scrap that plan, Yeezy.
Sex-tape scandals present a celebrity catch-22: To halt the distribution of their tapes, celebrities must first confirm that said tapes exist and then outline what is in them, in order to send adequately specific legal letters demanding their removal. Kanye West has now subjected himself to this paradox, confirming that a video of him nailing an 18-year-old "Kim Kardashian look-alike" exists in order to stop its distribution.
With Kanye's confirmation in hand, TMZ described the contents of two West sex tapes:
Both tapes are impressively long — the first is roughly twenty minutes and the second is more than FORTY. And we're talking constant action. Seriously, the guy takes no breaks. It's incredible. Almost Sting-like.
Here's the part where you either emit a low whistle while nodding slowly, or wonder aloud what he does in the other 39 minutes, depending on your opinion of sex and/or sex tapes.
I'm not feeling a shred of sadness for him. I expect it from an ego-manic like him. Just like I fully expect to hear of another Kim Kardashian tape sometime in the near future.