Since the entire world is fully aware of Kim Kardashian's history, I won't waste my time to explain the backstory of her, Ray-J, Kanye West & why the world thought it was hilarious when Ray-J released a song titled "I Hit It First."
But what I do need to explain is how hilarious it is that two grown men are trying to one-up each other in some sort of 'Sexual Conquest Ping Pong.'
Seriously, guys. Do us all a favor and go back to bragging about cars & clothes -- not about hooking up with a reality-TV star (unless it's Tila Tequila, then keep talking). But Kanye waited patiently (?) until he came up with a good enough comeback to throw Ray-J's way, and all of the details are below! [TMZ]
Kanye West made a surprise appearance on "Late Night with Jimmy Fallon" to perform his hit "Bound 2" -- but during the song, he changed some of the lyrics to attack Ray:
"Brandy’s little sister lame man he know it now ... When a real brother hold you down, you ‘sposed to drown."
But the best part of Kanye's attack ... the legendary Charlie Wilson punctuating the venomous lyrics with a "shabadabatweeetweeetweee"