Nobody ACTUALLY thought this relationship was going to last, right? John Mayer & Katy Perry were rocky from the get-go, and considering it was obviously (at least to me) a rebound relationship before the ink was even dry on the divorce papers for Russel Brand, it was only a matter of time before they both realized they were better off without each other.
I'm happy to say Katy finally came to her senses & realized she's WAYYY better off with ME.
She's currently on a plane bound for Seattle and will be moving into my studio-apartment this evening. Nbd. By this time tomorrow, we'll be riding into the sunset on my scooter at precisely 37mph. Hair just-a-flowin' in the wind.