Why does all of the bad news always come on Wednesdays??
I was having such a good day until I read the headline: "Hayden Panettiere Confirms Engagement." Up until this moment I was hoping it was just a sadistic rumor that the interwebz had made up to make me sad.
After months of speculation, the barely 5' foot-tall Nashville star Hayden Panettiere (24) has finally confirmed that she is, indeed, engaged to her longtime 6'6" tall boyfriend Wladimir Klitschko (37), an Olympic boxer from the Ukraine. Yeah that’s right, these two are literally a foot and a half apart. The announcement came via an interview between Kelly Ripa and Hayden. [Crushable]
*cue Boyz II Men: "It's So Hard To Say Goodbye" music*
Kelly: “I’m sort of distracted, not just by the snake, but there’s a very large diamond ring on your ring finger. I’m not sure if you want to announce anything…Does that signify anything? Is that a promise of something?”
“Is that a promise of something to come? Like maybe a party? Where you’d wear a white dress? I’m not familiar.”
Hayden: “It might be … I mean, I think it speaks for itself.”
Kelly: “Are you engaged?”
Hayden: “I am.”
I dedicate this to you, Hayden. We could have been great together.