Calling all single ladies between the ages of 18-27... your new boyfriend awaits you. He's tall, noble, beautiful, and has the best 5-o'clock-shadow/frosty-gray-hair, and chiseled jaw. He's an actor (and a really good one), an activist, and extremely charming. You might have seen him before, actually.
His name is George Clooney.
Reports/rumors are saying he's about to be single now that he's spent the minimum 2 years with his current flame Stacy Keibler. So once again - ladies: put your best foot (or blonde-hair) forward. You know the drill. (there's a good 'drill' joke here somewhere)
FULL STORY [CelebrityLaundry]
Go ahead... start the gossip.