Living on the road has got to be a tough life. Suitcases, hotels, never seeing the same scenery for more than a couple days at a time... random hookups (that part doesn't sound so awful). And Lady Gaga spends A LOT of time touring the world for her monsters, and almost as much time trying to 'shock' the world. So it's not shocking that her backstage-demands are equally as weird & off-centered as you might imagine.
Anyways, her list of demands for her dressing room is pretty insane. Check out the details below thanks to our friends at CeleBuzz.com:
Celebuzz has posted the papers, where Gaga was very specific about décor. Glam rock fashion was important to her, which included: couches constructed of white leather, fresh roses, black satin drapes and more. She requested old rock posters from her favorite acts like David Bowie and Elton John. She also requested that Fan art collected while on the road be displayed.
But the most outrageous and ridiculous item she asked for? A mannequin with puffy pink pubic hair.
Lavender towels and body wash were requested. Clearly, she likes the color and the calming scent.
C'mon Gaga. Between this news & the story about you returning "Neverland Ranch" to it's former glory - just admit that you do it for the publicity so I can continue living my life believing you aren't really as weird as you say you are. Not that I think Gaga is silly... I just think she takes it too far simply because she thinks she has to now to avoid being looked at as normal, or something. I actually wouldn't be surprised if she released a statement about how she doesn't have bodily functions anymore & somehow make it about 'art.'
Or just date me. I'll take that, too.