Usually, when I see something that starts with "women-only" I will turn my head & walk away assuming it's information regarding something that I don't necessarily need to know about. (yes, I'm still 12) However... this is exactly the opposite.
I like a girl who likes her meats (vegetarians need not apply) & is proud of it, but what's so-incredibly-awesome about this new restaurant being opened by Eva Longoria is that not only do I NOT have to pay for a woman's expensive steak dinner... but I'm not even ALLOWED IN THE RESTAURANT! THIS IS HEAVEN! I'll GLADLY sit in the parking-lot of this joint cuddled up to a Doritos Locos Taco & raspberry iced-tea while my lady devours a medium-rare Porterhouse w/ pomme frites (& all the trimmings) on her own dime. Then we'll go home and watch baseball and talk about adventures in space while listening to flamenco guitar music.
(I realize this fantasy woman doesn't exist, but if you girls can dream about finding Ryan Gosling then I'll stick to this lady)
Check out Eva Longoria's new concept restaurant HERE! I've named it "Eutopia," and it's going to be in Las Vegas (where else?).
This is the hat I'll be wearing during my parking-lot experience. [FoxNews]
(I promise I wasn't trying to do any hand signals, I didn't even know this photo was being taken)