Gary Busey is awesome.
The video below might scare you a little bit... but just remember: he's talking about fictional creatures... with insane detail. Can you imagine what his brain sounds like inside? Here's what it's like to have 2 minutes alone with one of the most crazy human-being to ever walk the earth.
Don't mess with Busey. Or Hobbits, for that matter.
Famed actor/lunatic Gary Busey has taken time out of his busy schedule of yelling at invisible people to have a seat on a quiet, secluded hill, wear a tiny baseball cap, and tell us all about the tiny denizens of Middle-Earth known as Hobbits. I thought myself a bit of a Tolkien fan, but I'm not ashamed to say that Busey's scope of knowledge is, frankly, astounding. For instance, I had no idea that male and female Hobbits looked identical, that they travel in packs of four, or make necklaces out of cockroaches. How Peter Jackson failed to use this incredible resource for his Hobbit trilogy is, frankly, beyond me.