I was under the impression that you had to know how to "sing" before you were allowed to go on national TV and judge a singing competition. Either that's the case, or Simon Cowell knows something we don't, because he's apparently asked Britney Spears to be the new judge on X-Factor to replace Nicole Scherzinger who is gonezo after a dismal first season. Oh, and Britney also wants $20 million before she sits in the chair. Seems reasonable, yes? I mean, she DOES have a wedding to pay for.
Don't get me wrong: I like Britney. I liked her when she shaved her head & attacked papps with an umbrella even more, but that's another story. I just don't think you can 'judge' something until you can 'do' the very thing you're judging. Amirite? I don't expect to be asked to judge an Aeronautics contest, so why should she be asked to judge people who can sing!?
I really just want Nicole back. And by "back," I really just want Nicole. Period.
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