Let me start by saying THANK YOU. From the bottom of my incompetent, misunderstanding, under-appreciative MALE brain: Thank you.
All of that pain you've been experiencing for years with the pesky Bikini Wax might be saving all of HUMANITY! That's right - because of your valient efforts in personal grooming, the gross/dreadful/putrid/disgusting CRABS may be on the verge of EXTINCTION! We've almost successfuly rid the world of one filthy problem!
According to some new research, all of our effort (men and women both!) to remain hairless down there has put crabs on the endangered species list. That’s right! Pubic lice is on the verge of extinction.
“Pubic grooming has led to a severe depletion of crab louse populations,” reports Ian F. Burgess, a Cambridge medical entomologist. “Add to that other aspects of body hair depilation, and you can see an environmental disaster in the making for this species.”
Environmental disaster, meaning there’s nowhere for those bloodsuckers to live. Bye-bye, crabs!
You're all so incredible. Please don't stop your selfless cause, we're almost there!