At 5:30AM this morning Nicole Polizzi, aka Snooki, became someone's mother. Scary thought. She made sure to let her 5.5 million twitter followers know right away.
MTV also released a statement congratulating Snooki and fiance Jionni LaValle, "We couldn't be happier for Nicole and Jionni on the healthy delivery of their baby boy! We look forward to Lorenzo's first trip to the Jersey Shore and can't wait to see his first animal print onesie." And proceeded to create a whole timeline from conception to birth on baby Enzo.