- According to a survey it takes women 7 1/2 months to get COMFORTABLE with a guy. Not in my case though, that usually just takes an alley and about $60 bucks.
- Due to the economy, today's fast food workers are older and more EDUCATED. In other words; there's TWICE the amount of angry spit in your fast food burger.
- Jenna Bush gave BIRTH over the weekend to a baby girl. And yes, she's already three times smarter than her grandfather.
- Chicago's Wrigley Field is going to get a $500 million FACELIFT. There hasn't been a facelift this expensive since Joan Rivers.
- A new study shows that doing HOUSEWORK can reduce the symptoms of menopause. See ladies, look at all the benefits that come from just doing your job! What, what did I say?
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