What Your Boss is REALLY Thinking When You Call in Sick
- A survey shows that 60% of bosses DON'T BELIEVE employees when they call in sick. Interesting; maybe our bosses aren't as stupid as we think they are . . . nah, probably not.
- According to a new survey, being a fisherman is the most DANGEROUS JOB in America. Interesting; I thought it would be whoever guards the prescription meds at Lindsay Lohan's rehab clinic.
- A huge ASTEROID is predicted to fly by Earth on May 31st. No word on if it will fly by Uranus . . . but I just wanted to make a Uranus joke. So, there ya go.
- Bees are being trained to sniff out BOMBS. In other words you might get stung if you go to see the new Fast and Furious movie.
- A 33-year-old english woman quit her job claiming her good looks have RUINED her career because nobody takes her seriously. I've got a similar problem. Not that my good looks make people discredit me . . . it's more because I'm an idiot. But still, it's ruining my career!