- A new study shows that DESIGNER HANDBAGS could stop a man from cheating with other women.
- New Zealand is trying to deport a man because he's TOO FAT. Well, bring him here. If there's one place he'd fit in perfectly, it's the US.
- According to a new survey, more than half of people have had SEX in their car. I try to at least once a week. Sure, the chicks working the drive thru window at Starbucks are bothered by it . . . but whatever.
- Drinking lots of coffee can cut your RISK of suicide in half. Unless that coffee is Starbucks and you're checking your bank account.
- "Fat shaming" can actually make people GAIN more weight. This just in: Brad Pitt has started fat shaming Angelina Jolie.
- A group of 867 people broke the RECORD for the most Supermans in one place . . . also, the most virgins.
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