- A Russian football team has offered Tim Tebow $1 MILLION to play in two games. Wow, I"m not sure who's got the more embarrassing situation right now, Tim Tebow, or Aaron Hernandez.
- A new study shows that dogs are LOYAL to anyone who feeds them. This just in! Jessica Simpson is a canine.
- 95% of people are okay with an UGLY WINGMAN. Stats like this make me realize why I have friends.
- According to "Forbes", billionaires are doing BETTER than ever. Well good; when I was eating my fifth meal of Top Ramen last night I was worried about them.
- A toothless man in England has been found guilty of BITING another man's junk. Is it just me; or does this kinda sound like it would feel good? Just me? Okay, that's weird.
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