- A new survey shows that men think the WORST QUALITY a woman can have would be smoking. Not me; I think the worst quality a woman can have is the ability to say "I think we should take things slow".
- Michael Phelps is not closing the door on COMPETING in the Olympics in Rio de Janeiro . . . in more exciting swim news; the other day Ryan Lochte successfully spelled the word "cat".
- Anthony Weiner has DROPPED to 4th in the New York mayoral polls. Well if there's one Weiner who won't go down without a fight, it's that guy.
- A new study shows that most millionaires don't FEEL RICH. But either way; they DO think you smell poor.
- Experts say that if you want a DISCOUNT, you should tell the salesperson they're hot. Bull crap! Last time I did that pantless in Victoria's Secret all I got was a restraining order.
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