- A new study shows that men PREFER a woman with a more "feminine" face for a quick fling.
- Sesame Street is planning on LAYING OFF 10% of its workforce. Not to worry though, Oscar the Grouch has plenty of room in his trash can.
- A Chinese woman's breast implants EXPLODED while she was laying on her stomach playing games on her phone for four-hours. In all fairness though, if you've got four-hours to play games on your phone, do you really have use for fake breasts?
- Teachers spend over $400 of their OWN MONEY to buy supplies. That seems like a lot until you realize that by "supplies", they mean "alcohol" to deal with the students.
- Pets DESTROY over 8-million electronic devices per year. Wait, so more dogs ruin TV's than the actual shows on it do? I refuse to believe that.
- An Ohio woman was arrested for releasing a PYTHON at a mobile home park.. . Speaking of letting the python out, why has nobody commented on me being bottomless this morning?
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