- Researchers in China say that Sprite is the BEST CURE for a hangover. Or you can do what I do and just never let yourself be sober.
- According to polls, Americans PREFER hemorrhoids over Congress. Hemorrhoids are also cleaner than most politicians.
- An angry Houston Texans fan showed up to quarterback Matt Shaub's house to HARASS him about how bad he's been playing. Matt was so angry he was going to throw a punch, but then decided not to for fear it'd be intercepted.
- There's a fine-dining restaurant in Brooklyn where nobody is allowed to TALK. Interesting, sounds like dinner at most married couples' houses.
- A pilot in London PASSED OUT and a passenger with no training had to land the plane. He succeeded, but not before making a ton of references from the movie "Airplane". Who could blame the guy?
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