The Type of Woman Men REALLY Want to Marry
- A new study shows that men would rather marry UGLIER women. If that's true then why isn't Susan Boyle working on her fifth marriage?
- 84% of people have their sleep INTERRUPTED by snoring. Tell me about it; just TRY to get to sleep when you're on a late night cocaine bender. Wait, SNORING, not SNORTING . . . forget I said anything.
- A South Carolina man who was suicidal and threatening to jump off a bridge was TALKED DOWN by being offered a pizza. Wait, so all I have to do to get a free pizza is create havoc by threatening public suicide? Count me in!
- Kentucky Friend Chicken's Colonel Sanders' WHITE SUIT sold at auction for over $21,000. Meanwhile still no bidders on Paula Deen's white suit.
- A man in Wisconsin has been ARRESTED for having sex with a couch. In his defense though, that couch was totally asking for it.