- According to a new survey, the fashion item that women can't live without the most are... UGGS. Interesting, I was gonna go with neon colored Crocs . . . but I guess that's just what I prefer them wear in the bedroom.
- There's a SHORTAGE of cocoa beans that may cause the price of chocolate to skyrocket soon. Uh oh, whatever you do . . . DO NOT tell Jessica Simpson.
- Scientists have found that all mammals take the exact same amount of TIME to pee. This just in: scientists have never seen video of R. Kelly.
- There's a website called Diedinhouse.com that will let you know if anyone has ever DIED in your home. Here's a tip: if you're married, don't bother logging on . . . your sex life did parish a long time ago.
- A new study shows that people who consider housework EXERCISE tend to be out of shape. The same people that conducted this study also found shocking things like, "the sky is blue" and "getting punched in the face hurts".
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