- There's a NEW APP that let's you stream the sounds of a coffee shop on your smartphone because apparently coffee shop sounds boost creativity. Sure, cause nothing adds to your creativity like a couple of girlfriend's talking loudly about they guys their dating over a macchiato.
- A Florida mall had to be evacuated after a man sprinkled his dead girlfriend's ASHES everywhere. The worst part? While he was spreading her ashes through the mall, he STILL had to hold her purse.
- One out of four people are already STRESSED OUT about Christmas. See, like I always say, life is a lot more carefree when you don't care about your loved ones! Hakuna matata.
- An Arizona woman wanted to get FULL CUSTODY of her granddaughter . . . so she gave the child bags of cocaine to plant in his car. In other words; this grandma is way cooler than mine.
- A guy in China had to be RESCUED by firefighters after he got his arm stuck in the toilet trying to recover his wedding ring. Getting married and now this? Has this guy ever made a good decision in his life?
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