The Food That's JUST As Addicting As Cocaine!
- According to a new study, OREOS are just as addictive as cocaine. Tell me about it. I mean if I had a nickel for every time I've sexually serviced a stranger in an alley for a bite of their Oreo, I'd be a very rich man.
- Americans will spend around $2.6 billion on Halloween COSTUMES this year. In other words; dressing like a skank ain't cheap.
- Vermont has the highest rate of illicit DRUG USE in the country. Well, looks like we know where Lindsay Lohan is buying a vacation home don't we?
- WINE for cats has hit the market. You can tell when they've had too much if they start slurring their meows.
- A new study shows that the EXTRA FAT you're carrying around could be eating your brain and liver. No wonder Jessica Simpson is so ditzy.