- According to a new survey, the facial hair that is MOST ATTRACTIVE to women is when a man goes 10 days without shaving. Interesting, I always thought it was a sweet handle bar mustache. No wonder I have trouble with the ladies.
- The Jets have RELEASED Tim Tebow. Tim isn't letting it bother him though, he's excited to play for a new team . . . and completely screw up their chances of winning anything.
- Researchers in England found an ANCIENT SKELETON wearing jewels. No word on what Madonna was doing in England, but they were still pretty stoked.
- Three men were DEPORTED from Saudi Arabia for being "too handsome." Note to Chaz Bono . . . don't ever try to vacation in Saudi Arabia. You handsome devil you.
- A woman in Tampa swallowed a DIAMOND and had to have her doctor fish it out during a colonoscopy. Well it was either that or fallow her around with a plastic bag for a week.
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