The Article of Clothing Men Say is their #1 TURN OFF
- A new study shows that 71% of men HATE when women wear wedges.
- A New Zealand woman who was reaching for lip balm on her nightstand accidentally SUPER GLUED her mouth shut. In other words; her husband's prayers were finally answered.
- The average man uses $350 worth of women's BEAUTY PRODUCTS per year. "Child's play", replied Jared Leto.
- Women in their 20's have BIGGER BREASTS than ever before. So, if you needed proof that there is a God . . . there ya go.
- A man is hoping to set a WORLD RECORD by running in 130-degree heat wearing a Darth Vader costume. I'm assuming soon he'll also be trying to set the record for "world's oldest virgin".
- A bank robber was arrested with a "TO-DO" LIST that had the task "rob bank" on it. Wow, now I feel even guiltier for not mowing my lawn.