- A new study shows that women give up caring about their APPEARANCE at age 59 while men stop caring at 46.
- Dick Cheney lost a hunting competition over the weekend when his gun MALFUNCTIONED. Meanwhile all of his hunting buddies are very thankful for the gun not working.
- A survey shows that iPhones are the MOST POPULAR phone with U.S. House of Representatives. Anthony Weiner however has been downgraded to a flip phone from 1996.
- Half of people have AVOIDED a friend who won't stop talking about their relationship problems. Well, no wonder Jennifer Aniston is always photographed alone.
- 83% of Americans believe obesity is this country's biggest PROBLEM. Interesting, I would've thought it was Miley Cyrus twerking, but whatever.
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