- Flip flops are the MOST DANGEROUS shoe to drive in. Sweet, then I can keep wearing my stiletto heels on my morning commute then! What? Sometimes a guy likes to feel pretty.
- The government has finally acknowledged the existence of AREA 51 . . . however they still deny that Tom Cruise is an alien.
- Almost half of men suffer from REVERSE ANOREXIA . . . where they think they aren't muscular enough. Unless of course, your name is Alex Rodgriguez.
- Experts say that tanning is BETTER for your brain than puzzles or crosswords. In other news; the tan mom is the smartest person alive.
- A court in Germany sided with a man complaining about his neighbor and the loud GUINEA PIG SEX coming from their place. The weirdest part of this story? It just made me incredibly horny.
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