Scientists say that women with larger butts tend to be more INTELLIGENT. In other words; Kim Kardashian just got accepted to MENSA.
- New research shows that King Tut may have died in a CHARIOT ACCIDENT. He was probably hieroglyphicing while driving. Typical teenager.
- Medical experts have found that girls are hitting PUBERTY and starting to develop breasts as young as 9-years-old. However boys still aren't maturing until around 55.
- Apparently the key to a HAPPY MARRIAGE is how long your wife stays mad at you after an argument. Well that, AND if she actually uses her gym membership.
- According to a new study, 51% of people would be nervous if they found out that their PILOT is a woman. I wouldn't be nervous, but I would be upset because I guarantee we'd be running at least 45 minutes late.
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