- Getting breast implants can IMPROVE your sex life. See, I told you . . . and all my buddies thought I was crazy for doing it.
- The Afghanistan version of "The Voice" is a BIG HIT. Yeah, apparently a lot of Afghanis think it's the bomb! Oh, sorry, bad choice of words huh?
- Mark Zuckerberg spent $30 million to make his Palo Alto, California home more PRIVATE. And yes, we found this out via an over-sharing Facebook status.
- The Vatican released a commemorative coin but MISSPELLED the name Jesus on it. That's ridiculous, I mean how to you misspell Kanye?
- The Seattle police department spent over 17,000 at strip clubs INVESTIGATING lap dances . . . but didn't make a single arrest. When asked for comment police officials said something unintelligible because they were motor-boating a stripper at the time.
(Image Courtesy: Jason. Creative Commons)