- The San Francisco 49ers actually sent a letter out to their fans reminding them HOW TO CHEER before playing the Seahawks.
- Fast food workers walked off the jobs yesterday to PROTEST how much they get paid. That's awesome, it's nice to see Joey Fatone standing up for himself.
- A Wendy's employee accidentally left their MARIJUANA inside one of the hamburgers they served. It worked out well since the customer was already stoned.
- President Obama wants bartenders to hold Obamacare HAPPY HOURS. Making it the first time Obamacare and "happy" have been used in the same sentence.
- Victoria's Secret workers are actually trained to TAKE ADVANTAGE of male customers. Tell me about it; I was there buying myself a nice thong the other day and the clerk totally talked me into this cute nighty too.
- According to a recent poll, 31% of people have HOOKED UP with a coworker after the company Christmas party. I've done that once, but who can blame me? My boss is one of those guys with soft lips.
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