Oh, Chris Brown, how much more of a temper tantrum can you throw? He's on probation and still couldn't restrain himself from smashing a window in the ABC studios on the set of Good Morning America. And what is with the clothing choices? Jubal's not impressed and here is why.
Dear Chris Brown: You freaked out on the set of Good Morning America yesterday and, in true Chris Brown style, hit something that won't hit back by breaking a window. What happened? Did the window suddenly start signing Umbrella or something? Look, I know you're upset that they kept asking you about the Rihanna incident. Honestly though Chris, you should be pissed, but not at the interviewer. There's someone far more reasonable for you to be outraged with, your stylist. Hell, if the person who dressed me made me don a sleeveless jean jacket I would've put a nasty beat-down on a pane of glass too. Seriously, A SLEEVELESS jean jacket? Who do you think you are? A 16-year-old girl from the 80's? I'm surprised you haven't broken every window, mirror or anything reflective when you see yourself and that horrendous platinum blonde hair. You look like an even more cracked out version of Sisqo (Thong, Th-thong, thong thong). Also Chris, next time you try to rip your shirt off in anger and do your best Incredible Hulk impression, maybe try lifting a weight or two. You looked less like an angry beast and more like a rambunctious toddler who just escaped the clutches of his mother after a diaper change. All I'm saying is learn to count to ten and, for the love of GOD, fire your stylist. You might be more famous, make more money than me, and have had more girls than I ever will but at least I'VE never worn a sleeveless jean jacket on national television. Now THAT'S real embarrassment. You say your new album F.A.M.E. stands for "Fans Are My Everything", are you sure it doesn't mean "Females Are My Enemy" or "Forever Angry Moronic Egomaniac". Sincerely, Jubal P.S. What do you tell a Chris Brown with one black eye? Nothing, he's already been told once. HEYOOOOO
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