No subject is off limits in this Open Letter to Kim Kardashian! Jubal can't stand some things about Kim, and he's letting her know. See if you agree with him, click play! (Image courtesy of BiggerPictureImages.com.) Also to see Jubal's open letter click READ MORE Dear Kim Kardashian: I can't believe I've written your brother Khloe twice and haven't written you yet. Let me start by saying that yes, you are gorgeous, but you are SOOO annoying. From your stupid baby talk, to the constant tweeting pictures of yourself, to the fact that you're THAT sexy and I can't touch you is so obnoxious to me. Two things have really gotten under my skin the past couple weeks with you. One was the fact that you complained about a photo spread of you being inartistic and too racy. Hello? Kim? Don't you remember showing everyone your who-who in the porno you made with Ray-J? Ray-J of all people! That wasn't a sex tape either, that was a fully produced porno, which you profited from. Also to say the photo wasn't art, since when do you or the rest of your clan know art? Sure, 'cause "Keeping Up with the Kardashians" is comparable to Shakespeare?! The only thing that show has in common with Shakespeare is that you guys are all tragic. The only art you've become a master of is whoring yourself out (literally and figuratively). Is there anything you won't sponsor? I'm referring to the Super Bowl ad in which you claimed that you wear Sketchers Shape Ups. Firstly I'm surprised that Sketchers would want to take credit for that monstrous anus of yours and secondly, c'mon Kim!? Do you think we're that stupid to believe that you actually wear those horrendous looking shoes? That's false advertising. As a matter of fact, I think American should band together and complain, to the point that you HAVE to wear those God awful shoes everywhere you go. I'd love to see you on the red carpet trying to strike a pose with some huge Frankenstein-esque footwear, (come to think of it those might be a perfect look for Khloe-stein). I guess what I'm saying is that you need to stop acting like you're anything but a publicity loving attention harlot. In my opinion if you've ever starred in hard-core pornography or been as distasteful to wear Sketchers Shape Ups you have no right to judge art or be taken seriously. You're nothing more than a hot spokesperson that would be so much hotter if someone removed her vocal chords and took away her camera phone. Sincerely, Jubal P.S. Speaking of sponsor whores did I tell you how much I love my mattress from Sleep Country?