It's almost a monthly tradition now... Jubal is slamming the Kardashians again. What have they done this time? Well, Kim got engaged to NBA bench player and that left a lot of people confused. Listen to the podcast as Jubal tries to make sense of the entire debacle. (Image Courtesy: Kulumba2009.) Dear Kim Kardashian: It hurts my soul that I have to write members of the Kardashian clan constantly. You guys are like a bad case of herpes that flares up every 3-5 weeks and these letters are the Valtrex that help me relieve the itchy burning sensation. That, by the way, is probably the most appropriate comparison ever. Kim, you announced that you're engaged to NBA player Kris Humphries. Someone who seems very understanding and doesn't mind the fact that you've had more professional athletes on top of you than a playing field… OR the fact that you initially got famous for releasing a porno with Ray J. Either way, congrats! I doubt you crazy kids will be happy or that your marriage will last but I do know one thing. You're about to get yet ANOTHER reality show spinoff! Oh sorry, are we supposed to believe that this engagement was motivated by love? Good one Kim! A lot of people say that I don't respect you, and I just hate on you for no reason. That's not true. Yes, absolutely I'm jealous of your fame and fortune and believe it or not I DO respect you. It takes a lot of dedication to have your life completely decided by a script. Most people who make it big prefer to do it the old-fashioned way, talent and hard work, but they're idiots. All it takes is a great set of cans, a butt that could sink a battleship and the willingness to completely sell your dignity to Ryan Seacrest. So enjoy your fake life and your fake marriage and your impending fake divorce. I hope the ratings bring in enough cash to completely pay off that 20-carat ring. By the way, 20 carats huh? That thing is awesome, you should totally wear it on your next trip to feed children in a third world country. Haha now THAT was funny. Sincerely, Jubal P.S. If I told you I play basketball on a league every Sunday could we have sex too?