Jubal unleashes his wrath on restaurant chains in today's open letter. You've seen the stories online... restaurants accidentally serving toddlers alcohol. How could they do this? ... and more importantly, why aren't they accidentally serving booze to Jubal. What has this world come to. Listen to it all in today's podcast. (to read Jubal's open letter click 'read more') Dear Chain Restaurants That Keep Serving Toddlers Alcohol, Lately you have been serving more free drinks to toddlers than a Las Vegas nightclub gives to big busted blondes and people are outraged. Having spent many an evening in a crowded eatery cursing a set of parents because they can't get their devil spawn to stop yelling. I've got your back chain restaurants. I'm all for giving a kid a shot of Jack if it means shutting them the hell up. It's actually very sophisticated and European if you think about it. Other countries let their children enjoy alcohol very early in life. I'm pretty sure most of the babies in Europe need a twelve-step program just to be weaned off of their mother's boob.