The "Pink Star" DIAMOND RING just sold for a world record... $83 MILLION!!
During her lifetime, the average woman SPENDS over $44,000 on her hair. Wait a second, women have hair? Who knew?
A dog named Rupee became the first dog ever to climb MOUNT EVEREST. What an amazing accomplishment . . . I mean because this would be the one Facebook post of someone's dog that I didn't hide.
- Only about 106,000 people have SIGNED UP for Obamacare. That's not too bad when you consider that the website only works every third Tuesday from the hours of 11:00 to 11:01 PM.
- The woman who's picture appeared on the Healthcare.gov homepage says that she has become the victim of BULLYING. Not due to the website but because she's started playing offensive line for the Miami Dolphins.
- A man called 911 because the girl he hooked up with wouldn't stop SNORING. Man, what an AWESOME way to get out of paying for breakfast. Kudos.
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