- Former fattest man in the world meets a GIRLFRIEND online... and she's actually good looking??!
- Today is National GIN DAY. I plan on celebrating by substituting the usual vodka I have in my water bottle for Tanqueray.
- The NFL has appointed special lawyers to investigate the charges of BULLYING on the Miami Dolphins. No word on what they've found out, but sources say when they showed up to the Dolphins training facility they recieved the biggest wedgie of their life.
- Seven first class customers gave up their SEATS to soldiers returning home from Afghanistan. That must've been an awkward ride for the customers who refused to move.
- 46% of people say that their mom is the NICEST PERSON in the family. That's mostly because the majority of families don't have a dad anymore.
- 51% of people look for foods labeled as "ALL NATURAL", even though that means nothing at all. See, that's exactly why I gave up looking for that label on breasts years ago.
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