- People who have sex at least 4 times a week make MORE MONEY. If that's the case then why am I not a billionaire? OHHHH, they mean with someone else don't they?
- There's a $95 million PENTHOUSE for sale in New York City. It comes complete with 14-rooms and all of the bathrooms are equipped with "poor people tears."
- According to the CDC, HEAVY DRINKING costs the US over $223 billion per year. That's nothing when you consider how much self respect it's responsible for losing.
- According to reports, sugar can KILL YOU. Especially if you're married and you refer to your wife as "sugar".
- A California man found $6,900 cash outside of the DMV and RETURNED IT. He's already been booked on 7 counts of stupidity.
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