- A new study shows that women constantly LIE about their lives on Facebook. For instance, all those weight loss posts.
- According to polls most women wait a MONTH until letting a guy see them without makeup. Meanwhile; according to my own poll, most women should wait FOREVER until letting a guy see them without makeup.
- New York City is trying to reduce their rat problem by STERILIZING the female rodents. It wouldn't be such a problem if they'd just remember to take their birth control!
- The Vatican has ELECTED the next Pope, Pope Francis. When asked how he felt he said "I feel FRAN-tastic!" Yes, like every other Pope he's already started with the quirky catch-phrases.
- A pair of 70-year-old twins who claim to be Amsterdam's OLDEST PROSTITUTES are retiring after sleeping with a reported 355,000 men. Impressive, that's almost half as many as my ex girlfriend.
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