- The average woman will get broken up with TWICE before finding "the one". In other words, congrats Jennifer Aniston, you're above average.
- Police in Vermont are looking for a robber who disguised himself in DUCT TAPE. The weirdest part of this story? It just made me incredibly horny.
- A man in the UK keeps getting ARRESTED for drinking gasoline. Big deal, I drink Bud Light all the time too.
- As of yesterday LEGAL SALES of recreational marijuana have begun. And yes, it's already created a shortage of Doritos Locos Tacos.
- At a New Year's celebration in Taiwan, a giant inflatable duck EXPLODED before the countdown. Apparently it just gave up realizing it was never going to use it's new gym membership.
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