- VIDEO - Pair of daredevil 9 year old girls complete mid-air WING WALK in world record attempt.
- A Saudi man weighing 7 TONS had to be airlifted to the hospital the other day. Wow 7 tons? In other news, over the weekend, a 7 ton AMERICAN man tooled around a county fair on his Lark scooter indulging in fried foods.
- The Obamas are welcoming a NEW PUPPY into the White House. Sources say it will be named "Healthcare" so that President Obama can finally, truthfully say he's been getting Healthcare under control.
- 40% of people have been INJURED by hard to open packaging. Does a bra count as hard to open packaging? I'm asking for a friend.
- If Wikipedia was an ACTUAL set of encyclopedias, it would be 1,908 VOLUMES and take up ten stacks at the library. All that and it would have exactly 10, 100% factual entries.
- A man lost his wedding ring in the ocean and thought it was gone until another woman with a metal detector FOUND IT 15-minutes later. Man, isn't there any good news anymore?
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