- The Bacon Salt guys have now introduced bacon flavored CONDOMS. In a completely related story; the chances of me picking up a chunkster at closing time just increased by 300%.
- Baseball season officially BEGINS on Sunday. People everywhere are excited . . . especially steroid dealers.
- The CDC says that there is 110,197,000 std INFECTIONS in this country . . . "child's play" responded Lindsay Lohan.
- Scientists say that 40 percent of the population may have a PARASITE in their brain. Wow, that many people have Ke$ha songs stuck in their head? Impressive.
- A Colorado man was ATTACKED by a 1,500 pound bison at a Utah national park. What Khloe Kardashian was doing in Utah is anybody's guess.
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