- People who drink coffee get in FEWER car accidents. Well unless that coffee comes in the form of a Frappuccino, cause, ya know . . . chicks.
- Wisconsin is closing a popular NUDE BEACH during the weekdays. Making this the first time the words "Wisconsin" and "nude" were used in the same sentence that wasn't followed by violent vomiting.
- Google Maps can now take you on a VIRTUAL CLIMB of Mt. Everest. No thanks, the only mountains I want to see on the Internet are the ones found on adult websites.
- According to research driving with kids in the car is 12 times more DISTRACTING than using the phone. That's why I recommend tying yours to the top of the car . . . it makes for a much more peaceful journey.
- A high school in New York has BANNED Axe Body Spray because a student had to go home after having an allergic reaction. Yeah, apparently as soon as he sprayed it on, his muscles swelled up and he suffered from extreme douchiness.
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